Baicang

Words hold far more power than people realize. Scary, isn’t it?

Introduction

Captain of ETD-4 at the Bureau of Anomaly Control. Baicang — carefree, irreverent, blunt to a fault, master of dodging work, and a walking troublemaker.

Over on the BAC-internal Bagel chat group, a thread has taken on a life of its own: “Who’s the least captain-like captain in all of ETD?”

“Is it just me, or does Captain Baicang from Squad 4 have a seriously messed-up sense of humor???”

“Drop the ‘or’ — every night I’m lying in bed and it hits me, he’s pranked me again. I can’t even describe the rage.”

With zero remorse for his antics, Baicang swoops in to gleefully leave likes and add the whole thread to his favorites.